Van winkle

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.

That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!

by Harvard Thug March 3, 2015

Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.

Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"

by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009

wrinkle wiener

a dick so wrinkled it lookes like your dad's face.

tom cruise, hue heffnor, lady gaga, wrinkle wiener

by Lady_Kikyo8 December 21, 2009

wrinkle on my butt

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.

I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013

doody winklesass

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.

-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass

by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005

TINKLE WINKLE

pee in a baby form of way

im going to tinkle winkle

by badbtch April 16, 2020

convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.

Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.

by The General Lee April 15, 2007