Mexican Wedding Cookies 

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste

Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!

Mexican Wedding Cookies by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008

Red Wedding

If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.

Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.

Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!

Red Wedding by Erk1 May 15, 2014

shotgun wedding 

a redneck wedding in which at least 1 of3 males attending carries a shotgun to the wedding or some other firearm. Often results in drunken misfires killing guests. Usually held at trailer parks or farms. Often more than one person there is missing a limb from farming accidents, and almost none have all their teef.

Redneck 1:Little Billy Ray Joe Bob Jr. and Amanda Mae Sally Sue are having a shotgun wedding at his mamas trailer lot, hope none of tha guests git shot!

Redneck 2: yep. we betta bring our whiskey and huntin rifles...

shotgun wedding by ArmyWife4Life May 25, 2006

catholic wedding 

A wedding that is engaged when the couple to be married is already expecting a child.

"They've got a baby already? Didn't they only get married 4 months ago?" "Yeah, but it was a catholic wedding"

catholic wedding by teh_papst November 27, 2009

Red Wedding

When a bride is on her period during a wedding and she bleeds through the wedding dress.

"Becky forgot her tampon on her wedding, again... Does every remarrying have to be a red wedding?"

Red Wedding by Lexobear September 29, 2019

White Wedding Dress 

Something a bride generally wears to a night wedding. She looks crazy because at night, you should wear dark colours.

Kiki wore a white wedding dress to her 6 pm wedding. It confused me and made me want to puke because it was so bright and cheerful looking even though the sky outside was dark and I was in a dark, nighttime state of mind. Kiki's white wedding dress certainly stole the show.

White Wedding Dress by Kimperlee November 16, 2012

Royal Wedding 

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

Royal Wedding by JB42 May 21, 2011