by Erk1 April 03, 2014
If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.
Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.
Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!
by Erk1 April 03, 2014