by Erk1 May 15, 2014

If you are unlucky enough that your wife's period lined up with your wedding night, while fucking through the bloodshed, pull your dick out and swing it so blood splatters everywhere.
Hotel Attendant: Sir, you owe us $2300 in damage charges from last night.
Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!
Husband: $2300 dollars?!?!? It was just a small Red Wedding!!
by Erk1 May 15, 2014
