writing a check

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact

Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.

by cheerio expert May 12, 2009

wailing on the cub scout

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Writing Stick

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

Waitingzone

When your woman tells you that she isnt ready for a relationship yet but she promises to date you when she is ready.

Guy1: "dude why do you look so down today?"

Guy2: "she put me in the waitingzone man."

Guy1: "sorry to hear that bro, that really sucks."

by Tiger&Angel May 18, 2014

waiting4nelson

we are still waiting for nelson...

Nelson said he was gonna be right back.
We are stilling waiting4nelson.

by TheRedSRT4 October 23, 2022

waiting4nelson

We are still waiting for nelson.

Nelson said he was going to be right back...
but we are still waiting4nelson

by TheRedSRT4 October 23, 2022