Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

Dick writing by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

writing a check 

When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.

AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.

writing a check by Carlow Motowski July 26, 2005

cheerio-wanting denial 

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact

Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.

cheerio-wanting denial by cheerio expert May 12, 2009

wailing on the cub scout 

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

wailing on the cub scout by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Writing Stick 

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

Writing Stick by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

Waitingzone 

When your woman tells you that she isnt ready for a relationship yet but she promises to date you when she is ready.

Guy1: "dude why do you look so down today?"

Guy2: "she put me in the waitingzone man."

Guy1: "sorry to hear that bro, that really sucks."

Waitingzone by Tiger&Angel May 18, 2014

waiting4nelson 

we are still waiting for nelson...

Nelson said he was gonna be right back.
We are stilling waiting4nelson.

waiting4nelson by TheRedSRT4 October 23, 2022