Wordington

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.

“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi”

“Average Wordington resident”

by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

Gummy worming

When a guy had been drinking and cannot get it up, but tries, thinking "if I can just get it in it will get hard" his penis creating the feeling of a gummy worm on the womans vagina and/or leg.

"Ricky was so drunk last night that he just kept gummy worming me and we never went all the way "

by Rallytime May 15, 2013

Wordington

1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.

Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
...
Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls

by NerdyH October 3, 2022

workinate

This is a portmanteau of "work" and "hibernate," meaning to work in an isolated, enclosed space for long, sustained periods of time such as days or weeks, and with limited social contact. In contrast to chronic hermitism, workination usually is periodical or cyclical, and is particularly present during the winter months.

I can't see my girlfriend and I have turned off my cell phone because I need to workinate all weekend.

by Nathan Fosse January 24, 2008

Jelly Worming

1. The act of a male masturbating with their own body flab.

2. A male having sex with another's body flab.

1. Bubba was aroused when he saw Rosie O'Donnell, and preceded Jelly worming.

2. When Bubba and Rosie were performing coitus later that night, Bubba thought it would be enjoyable to Jelly Worm her.

by L I V E August 18, 2009

willy wonking

When you are jerking off and wrap a candy wrapper around the tip of your penis and cum into the candy wrapper, and slurp up all the juice from it.

"My little brother caught me willy wonking with his halloween candy."

by tylerdun August 10, 2016

Wordington

Used to describe something goofy or out of place

*Cat absolutely fuckin ballin*
Guy 1: "Woah, is that cat really ballin'?"
Guy 2: "Wordington Cat 🐈"

by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022