whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

whack-whack

tylers wee-wee/penis

tyler has a whack-whack

by Gina ann slore tyler November 12, 2004

whack whack

The white man's version of "cray cray"

"That Coldplay album is so whack whack!"

by Fish Nipple June 5, 2014

Whack Headed

Boring as hell wanksta type shit!!!

"That Bitches Head wuz whack headed"

by Rome Rizzle May 29, 2003

whack-ed

combination of 'whack' as if to inflict pain on a fellow being, and wicked. so in deffanition its whackety wicked boshank me whack, what?

that damn ride dats whacked man!

'oohhhh whaccccckkkkkkeeeed!'

by michael clarke May 4, 2004

Whack Catcher

That device or method used by a dude to catch the output of a fantastic whack session. Commonly fulfilled by a sock in adolescence due to its ability to hide the evidence in the laundry.

Paul is home alone tonight, but I see he's got a box of Puffs around to use as a whack catcher.

by BlowFelt July 20, 2011