1st trumpet

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.

"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".

by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

tarnished trumpet

Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.

You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.

by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016

Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.

D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."

by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023