sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

tarnished trumpet

Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.

You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.

by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017

Spanish trumpet

The harmonizing tone that a lusty Latina lover makes when a Spanish bullfighter inserts his hot sauce drenched genitalia

You know the noise the "It's Wednesday, My Dudes" guy makes? Thats a Spanish trumpet

by Ragnar boulderfist June 7, 2016

Krispy trumpet

After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.

I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.

by Krispy trumpet February 1, 2020

Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.

After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.

by dj power punch October 17, 2020

jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023