E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.

After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT

by mesutozilfan5 December 14, 2010

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

steel-toed

adj. Extremely stubborn, especially when forced to change a habit.

iBook G4, a laptop ten years old and severely obsolete, was a sign that he was very steel-toed about upgrading computer equipment.

by joedizzle September 17, 2015

brown toledo slipstream

Diarrhea, forcefully ejected into the bowl while the water circles during a flush.

"Check out that turd-twister; it's a real brown Toledo slipstream if I've ever seen one!"

by DevastateHer November 15, 2016

Red Toed Lollipop

When a girl is on her period and you insert your foot into her vagina and forcefully rip it out make a loud popping sound, and leaving your toes red.

Yo dude, last night I performed the Red Toed Lollipop on my GF.

by Mr. Horror November 16, 2016

Hoe Toed

A thot that walks with her butt out, to make it seem more robust.

"Damn, Angela is really thirsty. She's even walking Hoe Toed" .

by Dumbledilf April 20, 2018

love toed

when a man and a women are having sex and the man takes his penis out of her vagina and starts to violently shove his big toe in her. when the girl finishes she typically bites the mans toenail off and eats it.

Person 1: Hey dude, I noticed the nail to you're big toe is gone, what happened?
Person 2: Cindy and I totally love toed last night!
Person 1: Cindy's a keeper!

by a whole lotta gross December 18, 2017