"No man is an island...any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind; and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee."
by Noll January 28, 2006
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a word used by idiotic scenesters to describe anyone who doesn't fit... unfortunately, they don't realize that by conforming to the indie scene, they are still conforming, and whether they realize it or not, their lives are just as meaningless and externally controlled as the man in the cubicle... and that the people who they are calling tools KNOW that they are being used... they just have half a heart to spend their time helping out the aforementioned fools in hopes that they will see the truth and turn their life around.
fool 1: that kid is a tool
fool 2: I totally know, right? did you know that I asked for a ride to the store and he gave it to me for free?
fool 1: wow... what a tool. he actually HELPED another living being?
fool 2: yeah man, lame... hey, who's frederick kneetshaw?
fool 2: I totally know, right? did you know that I asked for a ride to the store and he gave it to me for free?
fool 1: wow... what a tool. he actually HELPED another living being?
fool 2: yeah man, lame... hey, who's frederick kneetshaw?
by barcodeonneck June 11, 2009
Get the tool mug.1) Someone who can't think for themselves, changes their mind based on what other people think. Basically an assclown who does not have the mental capacity to form their own opinion.
2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.
3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.
4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
2) When you meet someone who is that big of a tool, you start calling everyone that person's name instead of tool.
3) People who have a tendency in fantasy sports to depend on other people in order to gain opinions.
4) People who spell their "favorite" team names wrong
1) Tool: "Huston Street to Brew Crew, rumored to be done
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"
2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"
3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."
4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
Bystander: "Yea Jay sent you this didn't he"
Tool: "Yup"
2) "Quit acting like such a Viggy"
3) So called Expert: "Look for Andruw Jones to have a bounce back year"
Tool: "I think Andruw Jones can have a good year this year."
4) Tool: "Go Red Soxs!"
Tool: "Go Sabers!"
by Baconbits101 December 9, 2008
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to make significantly longer than is necessary to convey the relevant message; derived from Leo Tolstoy whose classic literature is quite long and wordy
to make significantly longer than is necessary to convey the relevant message; derived from Leo Tolstoy whose classic literature is quite long and wordy
by nyaaron August 26, 2009
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