Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

forehead flexing

When you flex your forehead muscles, like when Arnold Schwarzenegger screams anything.

Arnold Schwarzenegger forehead flexing while saying "IT'S NOT A TUMOR"

by TrafficKing May 12, 2014

flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv May 17, 2018

colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019

Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

fat flex

A very hard flex that has an effect on people so strong they could end up dazed and confused

Damn man, he hit us with a fat flex when he walked in with the Gucci sweater and got two girls at once.

by fatflexer2000 February 9, 2019

Not to over-flex

(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."

Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*

by PR05TEJA November 30, 2020