Yo dude, I can't hang out today, I gotta drive my chick to the doc's office because I beef taco'd her last night and now she's got a UTI.
by Tinga Poblana November 21, 2010
Get the Beef Tacomug. A beautiful set of pussy lips that can be sucked, nibbled and licked during sexual relations. These big pussy lips hug the penis, gripping it, therefor enhancing sexual pleasure.
by Leslie 23456 February 2, 2013
Get the beef curtainsmug. Tyrone: Yo! who you looking at bitch
Shaun: I'm looking at you bitch nigga what you gonna do
Michael: Ohhhh shit, That's Beef tings
Shaun: I'm looking at you bitch nigga what you gonna do
Michael: Ohhhh shit, That's Beef tings
by Sprawling Ogre August 11, 2013
Get the Beef tingsmug. It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds
by doyle February 11, 2004
Get the beef drapesmug. A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.
Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012
Get the Beef queefermug. A term used to describe intercourse, in which the mans "beef" is "injected" into said person's orifice.
by [leah] December 28, 2007
Get the beef injectionmug. by Doctor Suppan May 29, 2007
Get the Beef O'Bradymug.