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goalie self goal

The term goalie self-goal is created when the words “goalie”, “self”, “-“, and “goal” are merged and fused. “Goalie self-goal” is a mostly unheard of expression that is very hard to complete. This is only able to be replicated by 3 unknown people. This phenomenon is done when the goalie of one team takes the ball and puts it in their own net. Some may think this is an own goal, but it is not. It actually awards the goalie’s team 10 goals. This rule was created 7 years ago in the IFA World Cup meeting. It can only be done by people with legendary power and the down syndrome award. This “power” cannot be explained by mortals, but the award can. You get the award when you get Z+’s in school.
Dude, he just did the goalie self goal!
by Sir Alex the 3rd February 22, 2023
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90 minute goal

eric: Hey, how did you submission go?
elle: it was fine but it was like a 90 minute goal kmt
by Elle.L January 5, 2022
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#goals

To emphasise goals with. # usually posted on social media when it's New Year day and you have done so much belter!!!
#goals omg no one liked my #goals status

#goals #poofinger
You have to have #goals #chinopeepee # #alriiight!!
by Chogey Princess October 12, 2016
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Goal Mine

A certain major goal will require somebody to carve out and form themselves in different ways to prepare for it. The goal in itself will become a series of different goals leading up to the big goal.
Faith was telling me that running a marathon was a goal mine of hers
by n8nycguitarist February 8, 2024
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Goal digger

In a co-operate world, team member rides on a goal set by others, instead of contributing their ideas and efforts to make their goal.
Person 1: Can I use the same goal you have in our quarterly goal-setting?

Person 2: Don't be a goal digger, use your own goal dude.
by Wise302 January 16, 2024
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Relationship Goals

Something everyone wants with their bf/gf where they have the perfect relationship and everyone is envy of them.
Liza and David are relationship goals, they are SO cute together!
by Yeetmaster782 November 18, 2017
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dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy
" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."
by jjthekid June 23, 2014
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