What relationship goals really are

Those 'relationship goals' posts you see everywhere, do you think that really happens?

No.

Lilly: I fucking hate you, you're such a gross slut

Kate: no you're the gross slut

Lilly: lol we're such real relationship goals kally.

Kate: I know lolol this is what relationship goals really are like

by Minyoongisbulgw July 24, 2016

AFF GOALS

"AFF GOALS"is a expression used in conversations and texts to express there self by saying something or someone is cool,awesome, or great.

Mark:If I was the richest kid in the world that would be aff goals!
Tom:you know right

by Keishonlol May 28, 2017

potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015

Anti goals

Natalie’s work microwave

This microwave is below the national average and keeps my food lukewarm, that’s anti goals

by Shaniq Harris April 23, 2025

Couple Goals

Dori and Immy 🤚

"They're literal couple goals"
"They're a Dori and Immy"

by One Direction do be Thicc doe December 23, 2020

Friendship Goals

Basically Lisen and Rahwa. They are literally The definition of it.

Kelb: omg, you guys are Lisen and Rahwa.

Someone: who are they?

Kelb: it means friendship goals. They invented it.
Someone: omg, thanks!

by Habeshasavage March 17, 2020

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022