Tennusha

An absolute god at everything. Tennusha has ascended past regular humans, causing his godly form to show. He will always beat you in anything you vs him in. Tennusha really is a god.

"Did Tennusha just beat me again?"
"Tenns7 is a god, I already told you!"

by gabbosaurusrex May 28, 2019

Beach Tennis USA

Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!

Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"

by L-STEMP May 24, 2011

tonsil tennis

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.

Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 17, 2018

Kentucky Tennis Match

A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.

“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”

by RealKevinHartFan69 January 13, 2019

Tennessee Jock Strap

Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.

Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.

by PMR83 February 9, 2007

tennis

One of the most athletically demanding sports in the world. People mistake this sport as a "pussy" sport for these reasons

1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about

"The sport of tennis is the hardest sport to play, but a lot of people dont think so."

by Joshua Wood January 22, 2008

Tennessee Muzzleloader

The sexual act of a man reaming a bitch in the ass from behind, pulling his cock out and spitting his chew wad on his cock and then shoving it back in aforementioned bitch's ass.

My bitch was inadvertently given a tennessee muzzleloader when i was pounding her ass and my chew fell on my tip...she said the menthol gave her a clean ass feeling.

by Ahwatukee Asshole May 23, 2010