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screwed, blued and tattooed

The process of becoming a full-fledged sailor -- have sex before going off to sea, get dressed in a navy uniform and then you get a tattoo.

I use it to describe my summer...Got laid, got drunk, got ink done.
This summer I got screwed, blued and tattooed.
by Tuna Box December 4, 2007
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jail tattoo

When you use a needle and some india ink to tattoo yourself. Painful, but not as bad as you would think. As long as you use hydrocortizone so it doesn't get infected.
" wow, she got a jail tattoo!"

"what of?"

"Nirvana face on the hip, dude!"

"wow, that's sick."

"Yeah, I'd do her."

"No, I mean that's SICK. She'll get AIDS."
by screennamessuckbitch August 9, 2009
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Chocolate Donut Tattoo

When a person presses their asshole against another person or object, leaving a shit ring that resembles a donut.
"Charles pressed his ass against my arm and left a chocolate donut tattoo."
by Abbass September 6, 2007
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Tatooed Tina

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.
1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!
by G'd Up Swagger May 20, 2007
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tattoo fever

a strong urge to get a tattoo or an obsession over tattoos in general
Alex: Have the tattoo fever, I want one so bad
by birdbox_20 November 28, 2015
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Four Dots Tattoo

Typically, a three dots tattoo symbolizes involvement in crime or ACAB.

A Four Dots Tattoo adds the extra dot to symbolize “evening out the hate”.

It forms a diamond, and is a reminder that we are all made of the same things that stars are made of and to keep the light within alive.
Did you notice that girl’s Four Dots Tattoo under her eye?”
by YouknowwhoR January 11, 2022
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Tattoo Tear

When ur friend or someone close to u dies or is kill u get two tattoo tears to represent ur loss andthe feelings u had for them, but when u get ur revenge by killing the person who killed ur friend/family member u only tattoo one tear
Game has one tattoo tear because of some shit that went down, and lil wayne has two tattoo tears for his dead father
by Silk1235 September 12, 2006
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