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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
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Floppy Tango

Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango
by Short1e August 10, 2022
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Tango bars

Amazing sweets that my corner shop sells I’m litterally addicted to them xx
Let’s go buy some tango bars
by pissflavouredhairdryer September 2, 2022
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Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.
Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.
by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022
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tango

tango means very sad
'sir are you sad im leaving?'
"i am very tango about it'
by Hello my vhild child November 30, 2022
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