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Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
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jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 2, 2010
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Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011
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taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!
by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015
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Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.
Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011
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taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe
"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."
by cock turtle June 11, 2006
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Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.
Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?
by DavidFourFingers March 12, 2010
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