When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
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George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 2, 2010
Get the jager tainting mug.That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011
Get the Face Taint mug.The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
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that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011
Get the Tainted Auger mug.a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe
by cock turtle June 11, 2006
Get the taint mole mug.also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.
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