taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 06, 2013
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Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.
Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 05, 2011
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Taint Baker

1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.


Dude, Zach was a complete Taint Baker last night.

by Mikes Hunt February 16, 2009
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jager tainting

The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 02, 2010
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Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 05, 2011
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Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.
Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?
by DavidFourFingers March 13, 2010
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taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe
"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."
by cock turtle June 05, 2006
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