tourettestrial radio

a far more accurate description of terrestrial radio stations that truly believe they are remaining relevant by playing the same old songs over and over and over again.

Tourettestrial radio stations have repeated their short list of songs for so many decades that it's almost like an uncontrollable tic disorder. Most people now have a difficult time tolerating it but accept that their contribution to society is to the best of their abilities.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 22, 2016

tourettsia

An unfortunate combination of Tourette's Syndrome and Dyslexia. Sufferers are involuntarily compelled to utter streams of gibberish and seemingly disconnected words, frequently at inopportune times.

Crowie suffers from Tourettsia. He's always spouting off gibberish for no good reason.

by L.A.R.S.O. September 1, 2005

tourrettes tony

the name says it all. this guy swears every 2 seconds and he lives on staffordshire oatcakes and toad in the hole. he loves breast girl and makes up one night stands. found dancing to indie in rb's and sniping one off on halo. he is the soul reason that the britpop wave finally broke. just contracted herpes on his face. its spreading.

dude, i saw tourrettes tony last night dancing and sniping in rb's, his herpes is well spreading....to his balls.

by an individual in society! December 11, 2004

tourette, touretted, touretting

Derived from Tourette's syndrome. A 'tick'. One can use 'touretted' or 'touretting' to describe any frantic, seemlingly unplanned flailings of the limbs, not always a victim of Tourette's syndrome.

Lazybill: "I was at the intersection of Western and Fisk and I pull up next to a taxi and the driver was touretting all over the place in there."

Joker: "You shoulda called the cops and said "yo this nigga just touretted into me and messed up my ride!!1"

by Lazybill (submitted by Joker) March 4, 2005

Typing Tourette's

Randomly typing a bunch of nonsense letters, symbols, and/or numbers, usually in IM, out of boredom, frustration, anger, or a random urge to do so.

Person A: Hellooooooo?
Person B: (IDLE)
Person A: fhas ufiody so jgkfhs8ojbfud ahg grye8gjreurd7897^&(^)&5 y7893728n578*&#2yuhgsgn8789&
Person B: Sorry i was gone
Person B: Geez, looks like someone has a mad case of Typing Tourette's

by VNNA$AUR!(: February 4, 2009

inbox tourette's

The condition of checking one's email compulsively as a way to postpone doing actual work, avoid interacting with unpleasant people, or put off having to consider the meaning of one's existence. A bogus definition from "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" that should be true.

I didn't expect Sally to answer my email on Christmas Eve; she has serious Inbox Tourette's.

by Joey JoJo Shabadoo Jr. December 10, 2008

x-tourette's syndrome

A mental affliction or disorder that is onset through the acute breakup of a relationship. The main symptom of this disorder is a loud verbal outburst of 2 to 3 expletives after mentioning or even thinking of the other person's name. The outburst can be unpredictable and sometimes accompanied by a physical tic: a jerking of the face and head. x-tourette can end as quickly as it begins. It is a puzzling and bizarre illness that requires massive amounts of alcohol or illegal drugs to suppress. Typically the disorder will begin again after the buzz wears off.

x-tourette's syndrome example:

Jennifer, fucking-bitch-whore, called last night to ask for her CD collection back. I told her that cock sucking slut to go fuck herself.

When I called George, little dick bustard, last night to get my CD’s back he cried and begged me to come back to him, mother fucking asshole.

by greenmeanies November 15, 2009