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tourettsia 

An unfortunate combination of Tourette's Syndrome and Dyslexia. Sufferers are involuntarily compelled to utter streams of gibberish and seemingly disconnected words, frequently at inopportune times.
Crowie suffers from Tourettsia. He's always spouting off gibberish for no good reason.
tourettsia by L.A.R.S.O. September 1, 2005
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Tourettic 

What people with Tourettes Syndrome call themselves
Yeah, I'm a tourettic. No, I don't swear all the time; that's only about 10% of us, do some fucking research my guy
Tourettic by Raina_The_Rogue July 5, 2018

Facebook Touretts 

When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.
Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Lager or ale?

Dave Flynn: Fuck my brown dog. (Facebook Touretts)
Facebook Touretts by Lunnmeister March 12, 2010

Religous Touretts

Syndrome, which most people have, that causes them to exclaim things relating to a religion or has a religious background.
Christian Woman: "Sweet holy mary mother of jesus our lord and savior!"

Random Guy: "She has Religous Touretts and needs the hospital!"

Christian Woman: "Oh Lord!"

tourettittator 

Someone who imitates someone with tourette's syndrome.
Jane was often getting in trouble for mocking the new unsuspicious Iranian math teacher, but we all knew she was a tourettittator.
tourettittator by jeffbo July 27, 2009

tourettesing 

yelling and or shouting obscene language, often making very little or any sense, for no distinct reason.
"When hit with the pudding, Alex began tourettesing at the top of his lungs through out the entire cafeteria.
tourettesing by Brian McCarthy October 30, 2007

Tourettiquette 

Portmanteau of the words Tourette's syndrome and etiquette, indicating that it is always best to act on one's impulses and say the first thing that comes into one's mind.
"Wow, that's a nice horse."
"We're saving him for my birthday, he's gonna be sooo delicious."
"Wha- what?"
"Tits!"
And that's when I realized that he was just subscribing to Tourettiquette, so obviously I had sex with him.
Tourettiquette by pseudion January 25, 2010
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