Scrump

A hand gesture in which you pinch someones entire face, as if to "squish" it.

"Don't scrump me, bro!"

by crzycrtny January 13, 2009

strumpet

often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

by PuckTheFairy March 29, 2011

scrump

A group, or organization residing in northwestern Georgia.

"Oh shit, here come the scrumps!"

by scrump January 25, 2003

scrump

To dance to, or sing along with, a song. Often used as "nonsense" syllable or an acceptable replacement for syllables or words that are unclear (like "na" or "la").

When I heard their new single, I couldn't stop scrumping.

by Scrumperoo October 18, 2008

scrumpet

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

by T. February 2, 2005

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 28, 2009