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premature strike-ulation

When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.
Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation
by dashrendar January 4, 2009
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like strike

When you "like" everything on someone's Facebook wall. Comments, statuses, pictures, everything. This floods the person with notifications and is very annoying.
Me: Jenny was being a bitch on Facebook chat, so i'll like strike her wall.

Jenny: WTF is up with all of these notifications?
by a2thelex January 17, 2011
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Orbital Strike

What to use when you have to kill every last thing in a large area.
Oh man, there are too many {insert living beings here} here, time to bust out the orbital strike.
by СукаБлять January 3, 2015
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An American Ass-Strike

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America
Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.
by bclahr18 March 15, 2011
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Tiger Stripes

stretch marks on the skin, which resemble the stripes on a tiger
Brenda just had a baby, now she has tiger stripes all over her stomach.
by crumb October 18, 2004
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counter strike

Not a bad game, kinda fun, just filled with complete idiots(usually). A game that I find fun
Counter-Strike: shouldn't have a chat/voice feature.
by wigger September 3, 2003
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preemptive strike

Means an ATTACK, using information gleaned from a journey in a time machine that ascertained that THEY would have attacked US if we hadn't done it to THEM FIRST. A term of comfort, like gay and terrorist--shows the coiner (perpetrator of the Pstrike) in a GOOD light and the victim of the strike in a BAD light. An Americanism, like Neo-con for ISRAELI AGENT IN THE US GOVERNMENT.
Judge: You're charged with walking across the street and smacking this fellow in the teeth--how do you plead?

Defendant: He was looking at me funny, Judge. I suspected he was plotting to walk across to MY side of the street and hit ME. I had to hit him FIRST, to stop him. It was a preemptive strike. Not guilty.

Judge: I see. I find you obviously not guilty--case dismissed.
by Mouldoid April 15, 2007
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