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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
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Straw dawg

Is a method to consume an alcoholic beverage in a short period of time. This is accomplished by utilizing a straw with your favorite beverage. You will then utilize the straw to finish your beverage quickly, most preferably under a minute to enhance the ability to catch a fade in a shorter period of time.
Hey do you want to pre game before the concert. Fuck yeah! Let’s straw dawg a couple of beers.
by V & C July 21, 2024
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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straw berry

ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!! DIE DARK STALKER!!!!!! ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY!!!!!
who would win?

MIND READING DRAGON WHO CAN SEE FUTURE A AND STUFF vs STRAW BERRY
in wings of fire we say ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY.
by ALL HAIL STRAW BERRY March 3, 2025
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straw marriage

When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.

Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.
-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.

-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?
by OrbThesela January 8, 2009
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Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face
Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw
by JoSco July 22, 2015
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Wet straw

When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink
Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw
by Solid2inchs March 16, 2022
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