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Straw Wars

When someone tries to spell Star Wars, they may accidentally "Fat Thumb" the "R" button right next to the "T" button, this results in someone typing "Straw Wars" Instead.
Guy 1: Hey dude, do you like Straw Wars?
Guy 2: What the fuck is Straw Wars?
by GravSim June 2, 2022
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 10, 2022
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Wet straw

When a naked batista rubs your staw on her wet vagina before she serves you your drink
Can I get a large iced coffee with a wet straw
by Solid2inchs March 16, 2022
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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
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straw

similarly to how you'd say a guy is "getting head" during a blowjob, the girl would be "getting straw". you know how you sip/suck on a straw? yea, it comes from that.
Girl A: kyle gave me the best straw yesterday. i almost suffocated.
Boy B: damn, that must've been good head.
Girl A: well it was definitely good straw.
by heph_ December 27, 2020
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Aggressive Straw

When the girl goes sucky suck on the the peen so hard it’s like when you such on a Capri sun so hard the package shrinks but instead of it being the guy who shrivels up and ends up becoming like a rasin
Imma Aggressive Straw you so fast
by Bobsmith17 January 14, 2021
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Soggy Straw

The act of using ones foreskin to store water or other various liquids, much like a camel.
John got thirsty during the football game, luckily he had his soggy straw filled to the brim.
by Funk Dunkle Phd. January 16, 2021
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