A fag/slut that posts quotes or other pre-thought up Facebook or Twitter statuses every 10 minutes - 1 hour in an attempt to get alot of feedback, and then literally brags to people about how much likes and comments or retweets he/she got.
Dude, I got 5 likes all from girls on a Dr. Seuss quote I copied and pasted on my Facebook status. I'm getting so popular dude all the bitches want me because my Facebook statuses are slick. I'm about to tell my mom about how all these girls blow up my statuses and I'm the fuckin man now. Then I'm gonna post another life quote and drive all the bitches wild for me
.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.
(Based on true events)
.... Kid, your a fucking status tryhard. 21 years old and telling your mom bitches like you because of your Facebook statuses. But do they ever come out and try to talk to you? And when they do, ON YOUR FACEBOOK NOT IN PRIVATE, do you always make yourself look like a fag by caking so hard that you embarrass yourself in front of everyone? Yes, you do. Kill yourself.
(Based on true events)
by Mista Deeeez August 19, 2011
Get the Status tryhard mug.A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
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Fate, or extremely low chances, or likelihood, of an event happening on its own due to statistical data proving otherwise.
I didn't think I was ever going to see you again! Then you turn up on my doorstep like-
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.
A statistical anomaly?
Well I was gunna say fate, but yes.
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Get the Statistics mug.is when someone doesnt even need to make moves on someone becuase there so mac that the people come to them. better than pimp status because pimps have to work
by liziface September 25, 2007
Get the mac status mug.1. n. The ability of someone to completely pwn his particular job.
2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.
2. n. To be so professionally capable at one's particular skill as to make the attempts of others to imitate you make them appear as retarded, thumbless, knucle-dragging apes.
by AthiesticDiety April 20, 2009
Get the Pro Status mug.The sense of anxiety one feels after posting a new status to one's Facebook timeline. Generally induced by the fear the status won't garner enough Likes, won't be seen by the right people, or doesn't properly craft one's image.
Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.
by Mattfouz October 1, 2013
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