squirrel

Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.

That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.

by xsenia January 12, 2005

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squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.

"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

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"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."

by bbcarolan October 23, 2012

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The same as "nigga please" from PSP commercial. Even if you are white you can say this if front of blacks, and they can't get mad at you. If they do get mad for some reason, just tell them their mama is a chipmunk.

Squirrel 1: I am going to get some pussy tonight.
Squirrel 2: Squirrel please! The only nut gettin busted tonight is the one I'm shootin on yo mama's chipmunk face.

by 420josh October 15, 2007

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Mud-squirrel

A piece or pieces of excrement.

If you really need to go to the bathroom you may have "an angry mud-squirrel".

Sabrina: "Dan where are you?"
Dan: "I'm in the bathroom, wrestling out a mud-squirrel"

by Dan McGrath March 15, 2007

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vagina squirrel

Another name for a beaver. Originally from a cartoon I saw where two beavers aka, "vagina squirrels" preferred this term over the standard "beaver". They felt "beaver" was a tad pejorative.

Hey dude what's that? "Oh just a couple of vagina squirrels building a dam." Shit, basements gonna flood again!

Or perhaps, you'd prefer:

Man, you remember spring break, dude the place was crawling with vagina squirrels, it was so thick, I had them coming out my ears, I had no idea where to begin...

by suki matutso November 7, 2004

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