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Magic Sponge

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.
by Leif K March 31, 2007
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sponger

An unemployed person who has made no effort to get a job, and sponging benefit money from the Government.
I hate that wanker Mike. He's a right sponger.
by Dick Harry Ho February 2, 2004
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Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.
1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.
by El Barto June 13, 2004
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Dirty sponge

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.
Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"
by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009
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SpongeBob SquarePants

Shortened to SBSP, or SB, is a kid's cartoon. To me, it isn't hilarious at all, but hell, it's aimed at children under thirteen years old.
by MisaTange July 6, 2009
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sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.
"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey
by dpo June 21, 2004
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Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!
by Blubber the fat fuck August 4, 2007
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