tug boat to spain

a sexual act in witch a female preforms a hand job while using the males own poop as lubricant.

yo me and maria are going on a tug boat to Spain tomorrow!

by guy oriely February 20, 2011

Spainis

Usually fat pedophiles take "Spainis" as they nicknames... its a huge mistery why "Spainis" and not smthn else... guess we will never know...

So, if you see someone with nickname "Spainis", and your age is under 13, RUN AWAY!

If you want to tell someone that he is Fat Pedophile just call him "Spainis"
Also if you want to sent someone to rape some 9 years old child, then just say "Go do Spainis thing!"

by 4h4x January 4, 2008

splanded

The act of a woman tying a mans penis into a knot, and/or petting a dog while giving a blowjob at the same time.

1 "dude she totally splanded me last night"

2 "my dog enjoyed the good splanding i got last night ;)"

by drsexyweienervaginabutt September 11, 2009

casserole in spain

a saying used to say goodbye in South Australia. it originated from a group of singers saying casserole instead of castle. It was so damn funny, it is now a lovely signature goodbye.

Grace - I gotta go mate, great rehearsal though
Jess - Yeah, have a casserole in Spain buddy!!

by cath22 March 27, 2008

slainte

When you’re looking to get laid in Gaelic

Lookin to get slainte tonight!

by Readytogo May 11, 2018

Spling

Flashy jewelry worn in combination with Speedo swimming apparel.

Check out the spling on the hairy Greek guy.

by jlicious70 August 23, 2010

splainy?

explain, please? expression of bafflement, request for information. from 'explain'.

A: Of course, that might indicate a negative correlation between X and....
B...splainy?

by melaka67 July 20, 2008