The "Midnight Special" is a passenger train from Houston. It's light shines into the Sugar Land Prison in Texas. The lyrics of the Creedance Clearwater song are about the woes of a African American man who has been imprisoned for gambling and fighting.
by hamshanks October 30, 2018

A meal that is inexpensive, discounted, and affordable in which the customer ordering is allowing the kitchen to decide what to serve them.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

A unit of US to Iraqi measurement conversion, whereby one US Special Forces Soldier is equal to 100 times his own weight in Iraqi insurgents.
"I'm one Special Forces officer, and I bet I can take on a thousand of you Iraqi bastards."
"Don't do it, it's a trick! He's got a friend!"
"Don't do it, it's a trick! He's got a friend!"
by Rann October 4, 2004

Packin a fat dip and instead of using a mudjug ya spit it in yer second cousins peepee hole and then copulate with her
YeeeeeeeeeeYEE Cleatus I done gave Betsy a good ol' Middleburg special last night down yonder in the barn yessir I did.
by ZockoBingbong May 4, 2018

The Dani special is when during reverse cowgirl position, you proceed to insert 3 fingers in her butthole.
by PennySake April 20, 2019

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.
Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
by MasterKof January 13, 2022

by Chaceeee February 10, 2017
