Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

That orange tent over there is shocking!

by gwinstone August 19, 2003

Marlboro Lights sucking bastards

Another word for yuppies

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards

by Snake July 9, 2004

sockings

(Sock-ings): An item of clothing, worn on the foot, that is of sock length, but made of stocking material.

Look, Sarah has those new sockings, they are great for summer.

by WarrenTee January 12, 2008

Spocking

Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.

I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!

by TILF2 November 24, 2011

Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"

by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016

National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019

Sucking tit

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.

My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.

by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013