Scooter Ankle

(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.

Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.

by Eim Gay December 1, 2019

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SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

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Sniff and Shoot

The act of performing a Dutch Oven on yourself while masturbating.

We walked in on Jason pulling a Sniff and Shoot the other day.

by Treods October 16, 2014

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An act typically carried out by a true savage where one ejaculates in or on a female and leaves within sixty seconds without even a courteous farewell. The female is never contacted again and is caught off guard as they were expecting a relationship.

Friend 1: "Yo I heard you hit Bridgette with a noot and scoot."

Friend 2: "Yeah man, I peaced outta there real quick after cumming on her face."

Friend 3: "savage moves only"

by Savage6969696969 January 20, 2017

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SHOOT

Alternate word to Shit

Shoot, I lost the lotto by 1 number!

by AC December 7, 2003

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so shoot me

A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.

Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.

by rabblerouser August 19, 2006

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