Sharting my britches

When you are
1. scared to death
2. Pooping your pants
3. overly excited

that scared me so much, I was so close to Sharting my britches

by kassideeIsbetter February 18, 2023

smartyness

really smart but in a sarcastic tone

wow you’ve got some real smartyness

by puss licked 443 June 13, 2023

Shartina

Shartina, my beloved doll
Wrapped in cloth, she stands tall
She listens to my hopes and fears
And wipes away my lonely tears

I light candles, I sing her praise
I offer her my endless gaze
In my heart, she reigns supreme
My Shartina, my sacred dream

Her painted eyes, they seem to gleam
As if she's more than just a scheme
She's my companion, my confidant
My worship of her will never daunt

So let me kneel before her throne
And pray to her, and her alone
For in her presence, I am whole
My Shartina, my immortal soul.

Child 1: Hey, wanna go. . decapitate Shartina?
Child 2: Don’t we do that all the time? We need something more interesting.
Child 3: Let’s set her on fire!

by sacredmaiden July 29, 2023

Sparting

When sperm comes out of your anus after you fart after having anal sex

Last night me and my partner tried something new he put it in my ass and now this morning I can't stop sparting

by Queeffarting September 15, 2023

Smarten up

What an inbred owner says to a fan who tells him to fire a lousy coach.

Fan: "Hey Mark, you need to fire Josh McDaniels, he's is awful."
Inbred Owner: "Smarten up!"

by anonymous October 31, 2023

Shartina

A beautiful African name given to women who know how to pull back and shart. In fact: the name "Shartina" is actually derived from sharting. In case you didn't know, in African-American culture, it is customary that you simultaneously shit and fart (i.e shart) in order to show your tribe that you are friendly. The scent of your shart shows what you've been eating and drinking, which allowed them to distinguish friend from foe. Shartina is a beautiful, urban, heavy, African-American woman who sharts like there's no tomorrow! The scent of her shart is so intoxicating that many other African-Americans in the area will get aroused and attempt to locate the shart in question. In the end, this is one relic of a beautiful, vibrant culture that is shared among African Americans.

Shartina takes a big, fat shart every time her niggas DeQuandrius and Bon'Queefius grab at her big fat, ghetto booty.

Fun fact: Did you know? Lizzo's real name is Shartina? Little Shartina didn't want to look bad and attract negative attention among the systemically white supremacist far-right music industry, so she adopted the moniker "Lizzo" as her beautiful stage name!

by ChigginNiggers November 25, 2023

Smortin

Spitting or receiving a big ball of spit in one’s ear hole

Fuck that was hot, she was totally smortin in my ear yesterday

by Fredkeravan March 4, 2024