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shotgun abortion 

The act of aborting a person with a shotgun. This is not confined to shooting the gun, as the butt of the gun is also useful to perform the abortion as well.

The use of this term is found primarily in First Person Shooters such as the Halo series and the Call of Duty series. A person will defeat a player using a shotgun and proclaim the victim to be "shotgun aborted".
"Shotgun abortion's are very effective in keeping Darwinism alive."

"I am a doctor of shotgun abortion. Do you need an abortion performed?"

Shotgun Sabre 

Quite a hard weapon to explain. This weapon consists of a sabre sword, covered with shotguns facing in many directions. There are different versions of this weapon, the most common consisting of 50 shotguns on the sabre blade, but the legendary Shotgun Sabre of Holy Fire (Who thought of this name? Who knows) contains 50,000 shotguns on a 200ft sabre, but somehow weighing the same as a new born cat. Some people have stolen the name for a weapon which is a shotgun firing sabres, but thats just boring...
"I will use my Shotgun Sabre"

"You fool, no blade can peirce me!!!"

"No dumbass, your getting confused, ill be sending about 250,000 bullets into you!!!"
Shotgun Sabre by Scott Blackburn January 10, 2007

Shotgun Tool 

Someone who uses shotgun ONLY in any multiplayer shooter game. As soon as they respond the find a shotgun and find the nearest person to them. And the get close as possible and kill you with the shotgun.

They also think they have amazing talent and should be famous because they are so sweet. But they legitimately suck because they are not able to expand their skills.
Shotgun Tool: BOOM SIT DOWN!!! -kills legendkilla023 with a shotgun- OMFG THAT WAS SO SWEET YOU GOT OWNED!!!

Legendkilla023: STFU your such a shotgun tool -respawns and instantly get the headshot to kill the shotgun tool- and dont come back!!!
Shotgun Tool by legendkilla023 November 30, 2009

shotgun-to-the-face 

Established In The Year 2006 By The Noble Sir Shev, In Order To Vanquish His Most Hated Of Foes The Lord Shmatt

A Challenge Is Set Or Gauntlet Thrown Down By A Gentleman Of Sorts To A Worthy Adversary

One Must Get Between 2 Unrelated Wikipedia Articles By Clicking Only On Internal Links And The Random Article Button In The Least Number Of Clicks Possible

It Is Highly Prohibited To Search The Latter Article Via The Search Bar
shotgun-to-the-face challenge is as follows

Shev: I Say Shmatt I Would Wager That You Sir Cannot Get From The Article Cheese To Bill Gates In 5 Clicks Or Less Throws Gauntlet Down

A Little Later...

Shmatt: By Jove, I Have Done It In 4

Shev: Curses My Plan Has Failed
shotgun-to-the-face by Sheva November 10, 2006

Shotgun email 

An email usually sent to numerous co-workers usually because the sender is too lazy to specifically address the email to the person(s) that have the information he/she needs.

It's just easier to send to eveyone and hope it sticks to the relevent parties.
Victor is always sending these Shotgun emails regarding leasing stats that I have already provide.....
Shotgun email by Erictheb July 9, 2010

shotgun texting 

To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.

Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>

Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...

Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.
shotgun texting by cdpage January 7, 2012