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jersey shore

a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion
brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
by gdjck8866 February 5, 2010
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Jersey Shore

Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
by Bingflacker June 4, 2011
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shortie

Alternate spelling of shorty. Denotes a woman or a child.
Ey, boo, wha's yo' name, shortie?
by ATLFreshNClean October 31, 2003
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ocean shores

A kickass beach/tourist town/community in Washington.
I live in Ocean Shores.
by clemintine June 17, 2008
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shortie

Female who is primarily interested in a short-term relationship.

Antonym of 'wifey'.
I do not enjoy staying committed to one girl, as my immature narcissistic world view prevents me from doing so. Therefore I maintain an alternating stable of shorties, due to my nature as a thoughtless womanizer ignorant of how my irresponsible actions affect others.
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Jersey shore

The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.
Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"
by BEASCH January 18, 2008
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showiet

A lesbian girl typically trying to get at girls but rejected. Is mean to everyone and knows she is a bitch.
"Would you ever date showiet,"" Na she's a bitch"
by Cematarylane0001 October 5, 2016
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