shmecktastical

An adjective describing a man with a tiny cock. Also a way to make fun of him.

"Ha ha dad you are such a shmecktastical faggot..."

by Shmeckstastical faggot January 11, 2010

Shmecksee

A slang term for the slang term smecksy, a slang word for sexy, sounding better.
Also see: Shmecks.

Wow did you see that ass? It was dead shmecksee.

by Tyranosaurus Alan March 25, 2010

schmickk

is short for schmickkin. the male version of a schmupp.

a schmickk is very loud and annoying. they say things that are very offensive, and are usually ugly little fuckers. NO ONE likes a schmickk!

THOSE KANE BOYS ARE A BUNCH OF SCHMICKKS.

THAT SCHMICKK SMOKES ENTIRELY WAY TOO MUCH WEED.

by oil city's finest :) April 17, 2010

Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

shick

a chick that is a slut and a trick

That guy Morms is such a shick.

Man, I hate shicks.

by champion13 September 29, 2011

Schmick

Schmick is a word used as a 'Wildcard' in the English American language. Its direct origin hails from the word Lesorschmick
This exotic term is often used as an insult or an adjective. Because it is a 'Wildcard' Wildcard in the english language, it can be used in any form or tense. There are absolutely no grammatical rules to the use of this term.

- This assignment is a pain in the schmick.
- You're a Schmick.
- Schmick on you, Schmick.
- Wow! That stupid fat schmick.
- Stop schmicking around.
- He is a f***ing Schmick.

by Eric Schmick July 10, 2012

Shickle

The armpit of your knee.

"Bro."
"Sup?"
"Can I lickle your shickle?"
"Coursey."

by HarryStygles March 15, 2015