shlurp

to give oral sex, like a vacuum cleaner

In my senior year, my english teacher bent down and asked me to shlurp him.

by Jarshsnobble December 26, 2023

Shlomped

When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside

I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it

by Philzanot January 17, 2024

Shlortzel

An expression used to define a lazy, and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

Shlortzel

An expression to address a lazy and hypocritical person.

Stop slacking off, you shlortzel!

by Siturn November 25, 2023

shlopin’ a dook

When you want to say that you’re using the restroom but your vocabulary is limited to Anime American-English

Hi baka, i’m just shlopin’ a dook right now!!!

by icybus February 29, 2024

schlorpet

Sexual acts for people who aren't gay but are,or are testing it

" I think Jacob is a schlorpet" " yeah he told me he thinks he might be gay"

by Mabeebee April 2, 2024

shloppa

The act of castrating and jerking a man off during any Jewish holiday

Yeah I did some shloppa over the Jewish holiday

by FelchLord69 April 15, 2024