sheed gaskujem

The act of not being able to type and/or spell on some form of internet correspondence (IRC, IM, forums etc). Can be shortened to just 'sheed'. Sheed gaskujem is used as the response when someone says something particularly incoherent.

XoLeRaS I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME..
Cyb sheed gaskujem?

by Cyb February 20, 2003

SheebaTonka

Often said when acting like a complete doofus; usually while under the influence of assorted drugs.

"Man this PCP is fucking me up"
"SHEEBATONKA!"

by FlibberJim January 24, 2004

'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.

What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!

by Sam Falik March 25, 2007

shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

by agentbb February 27, 2015

sheeari

A dumb bitch who can be sweet at times. Another name for the devil. Usually buys you food though.

"Why a sheeari, she bought me food then ate it."

by Dylanaitor November 14, 2016

Shearon

The definition of a hoe and a soul mate. Once he's loyal he's yours forever but when he's not he has more hoes the a fire department

Shearon is more of a hoe than a gardening hoe!!
That guy so loyal, he must be a Shearon!

by Leroy Mason Alexander June 11, 2017