Rusty Shank

A dirty, male penis. The male with a Rusty Shank has sex with multiple partners, generally over the course of a day, and stabs that knob in any hole he can penetrate. The hallmark of the Rusty Shank is neglecting to wash the genitals in between sexual encounters.

After banging his secretary at the office, Roger left and picked up a prostitute for a quick $10 anal. He then went home to his wife and fed her a Rusty Shank while watching Netflix.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

Shimmy Shanks

An answer to anything. When not wanting to answer a question, or not wanting to tell the other person the real answer to the question, or if you have no idea what the answer is.

Teacher: Nick what is the answer to number 3?
Student: Shimmy Shanks.

Girl : Did you cheat on me??
Boy: Shimmy Shanks

Mom : What time will you be home?
Son : Shimmy shanks

by Shimmy Shanks January 10, 2010

mr shank

An old guy that used to ball back in the day

Your a mr shank

by Mike real cast February 11, 2014

Geo-shank

to shank someone with a metal geometry compass(preferebly rusty).

Holy shit that crazy J-wale geo-shanked Frank
(for reference you can search J-wale)

by J-WALE June 16, 2009

shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.

I'm gonna have me a shank wank!

by efildrot September 24, 2013

Shank a Loaf

To defecate

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"

by Davis December 30, 2003