Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.

Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019

Softly Spoken Lies

a type of heroin

Hey man, you feel like speedballing or getting some softly spoken lies?

by trinity5227 November 24, 2009

Kim Seokjin

The eldest hyung of BTS, Kim Seokjin is a South Korean vocalist whose apart of the most powerful boy group and is the mother of his members as well. Jin is the wife of BTS's Rap Monster (jk, jk) and loves alpacas (considering he is also one) and secretly favours his youngest child, Jeon Jungkook.

Jin has also gone viral for his looks, considering he is Worldwide Handsome.

"Hey, do you know who Kim Seokjin is? Should he be my bias?

"Is that even a question?"

"So, no--"

"Obviously yes, he SHOULD be your bias!!"

(A true conversation I had with one of my friends once.)

by Random Girl Who Knows Kpop December 8, 2018

Spoker

some dumb doonce named tiffany, said spoker, instead of.....speaker, wow, what a pussy dooncer

why did COLLIER say that on the spoker phone? tiffany

by Garrett Lee Doonce January 3, 2004

Spoken

Shortened from "Spoken Like a True Fat Kid": Comment about a statement that a fat kid likely would have said.

"Why aren't you watching tv?"
"I can't reach the remote."
"Spoken."

by MDUBB November 4, 2004

Spokane

I grew up in Spokane, and I'm proud of it. Sure, there are pot heads, meth addicts, and all sort of other druggies. We also have white people, black people, Indians, breast cancer survivors, old people, babies, young people, adults, teenagers, gays, lesbians, straight people, Buddhists, atheists, Catholics, Christians, and every other type of person. JUST LIKE EVERY BIG CITY! Quit talking trash about the city which I love. There are beautiful aspects if you would look past all the little problems. There are many places to ski within 2 hours of the city, and you don't have to go far to find good places to hike. There are bike trails, and a river to go kayaking in. Many good bands come through here, we have many good local radio stations. People from outside of Spokane often come to Spokane to go shopping because we have excellent malls. Although there are some problems with the city, Spokane has an incredible youth outreach program, and offers amazing opportunities. We once held the World's fair. North Central Highschool was one of the top 100 highschools in America a few years back. All in all, Spokane offers many opportunities, it's just full of idiots who apparently don't know how to except opportunities. As for the meth problem, why doesn't anyone whining about it go do something, instead of complaining about how no one else does?

Person one: my friend is from Spokane, she has such an awesome school, and she's always going and having fun!
Person two: she has fun doing drugs, haha of course she has fun!
Person one: no... she has fun hiking, biking, kayaking, shopping, and making a difference. She's always busy!
Person two: haha no way!
Person one: Spokane is not as bad as everyone thinks, it's actually pretty cute!

by jklfsdkjlsfdjlk November 22, 2011

Spokesman

Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road

The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar

by Doyle March 7, 2004