screaming seagull

while having sex on a beach, the man pulls out, sticks his dick in sand then back in the woman's vagina causing her to scream like a seagull

Pamella Anderson was given 3 screaming seagulls from David Hasselhoff while on the set of Baywatch

by the scarlet avenger February 22, 2010

Screaming Indo's

Horrendous, excrutating and soul destroying indigestion/heartburn/dispepsia. Like having Lucifer pissing in your gullet.

Derived from the play on words between indo-china and indigestion

"George mate, I had a greasy samosa yesterday that had me reaching for the milk of magnesia, right proper Screaming Indo's, i was on fire"

by mmmicecream May 9, 2009

Screaming out the wazoo

to expel profuse amounts of gas over a short period of time.

Those chili dogs aren't treating me well. I have been screaming out the wazoo all night.

by Fillyp June 4, 2010

Screaming yellow Zonker

Yellow or green colored eye gook that sometimes harden to a crust.

Is that a screaming yellow zonker in your eye?

by Culligan shuberto December 24, 2020

the screaming welshman

While giving a man a blow job you grab his penis and sing into it like a microphone.

"Last nite I was blowing this random guy from the bar and I did the screaming welshman to a Britney Spears song"

by the one and only NED March 29, 2014

One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.

How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!

by butanebird91 January 25, 2017

Scoating

When someone is physically present, but unable to be found.

David is here somewhere, but he's "scoating" around.

by Mnemosyne23 August 1, 2011