Sam

That one gay kid that can be seen everywhere.

Remember that gay kid called Sam in our class? Yeah he's in our class next year

by iwannadieyayplskillme February 1, 2019

Sam

A fking useless mother fker, always will have a crush in girls call Carisaw

Sam is a dick

by Dickensome April 8, 2019

Sam

A person called Sam is wonderful and the most amazing person on the planet he makes you feel loved and perfect and is definitely number 1 , any girl is lucky to know a Sam he is perfect he is beautiful inside abs out , and he’s a knight in shining armour, he will never let you down abs will always message you whenever you feel down he will brighten up your day no matter how you feel , he will never leave you , he will always make time for you , he’s just a king abs the best person in the universe

Go get yourself a Sam

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Sam

The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"

"Jonathan! Open your door this instant! You better not be pulling a Sam!"

by Trojanasscap November 5, 2017

Sam

A girl who seems nice but is truly a bitch at heart.

Person 1: Man I thought she was the one but then I found out she was a Sam
Person 2: That's rough

by BBeazy April 5, 2015

Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020

Sam

Sam is a person who seems really cool at once and seems to get all the girls but as soon as u date him he turns into a wimp who cries everyday and u have to constantly deal with it and is very heard to break up with as he gets addicted then once u break up with him and stops being a wimp again Sam is a very complicated person who thinks he is amzing he is also very anoyying the only good thing about him is he is very friendly with the boys

Hi im Sam

by Big billy Jones March 27, 2021