Sleeping on the low

When you're having sex with someone and someone else walks into the room, but doesn't notice you're having sex, so you keep having sex, and they still don't notice. The other person is surely an idiot if you can pull off sleeping on the low. -Created By Ashdrianna

*Roommate walks into the room and falls asleep an hour later*
*Next morning he wakes up and notices girl leaving the room*
Dumbass Roommate: "Ay man when did she get here?!?"
Me: "Dumbass she been here since last night, you didn't notice cuz we were sleeping on the low ;)"

by ProcrASHtination May 11, 2015

Co-sleeping

a practice of upper-middle-class hippie white people used to avoid having sex with their spouses, and to maximize cuddle time with their oh-so-precious children. Aka the“family bed,” it is justified by culturally appropriating sleep practices from impoverished cultures who need to sleep together because they live in a one room hut.

We’re still co-sleeping with our 14 year old twins because it brings us closer together as a family. It’s very common in other cultures....

by Cheetah77 August 8, 2018

Sleeping Booty

Similar to Sleeping Beauty, only the sleeper has more curves than the original.

Ben: Man, J.Lo has been sleeping forever!
Marc: I know, she's definitely a Sleeping Booty!

by ooohsnap April 19, 2009

seeping

To let air be sucked into the anus to be blown back out in the form of a fart.

"Dude, I was laying awkwardly in bed on my stomache, when I relaxed my sphincter and let air flow in. Then I let the air back out as a fart. I call it seeping!"

by Homosaywhat June 15, 2006

Sleeping

Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.

Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him"

Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow"

by sleeper107 January 16, 2008

sleeping beauty

People that soffer of narcolepsy, they tend to fall deeply asleep in any circunmstances: while driving, during important meetings, while they are having sex, while they are talking of something or even writing on a black board before a classroom.

Ole: C'mon I cannot take this anymore Jon
Jon: What!? What did I do now?
Ole: You did it again, sleeping beauty! You felt asleep during the meeting!!!
Jon: oopss, sorry... did anybody realize that?

by themilfonian March 23, 2012

Sleeping turtle

When you wake up in the morning and find a turtle head in your butt.

"I woke up this morning with a mean sleeping turtle pokin' through"

by delliono February 5, 2009