Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

by the little robert August 5, 2016

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Octussy Session

When eight equal length Pocket pussy's are welded together with openings at the end and eight men with similar size Johnson's get together touch heads by ramming into the Octussy in a circler motion

"Hey, Swan want to be apart of our Octussy Session

by DecTheDeck January 11, 2025

Bulldog session

To have a meeting or verbal exchange with a friend or acquaintance about things getting one down or new information

My coworker Jimmy and I spent all day having a bulldog session at work yesterday

by SoundSpllicer April 5, 2020

Anal session

When Mike and you have sex but you have penises and then Mike shuts a lil skarr on your bed sheets as a sign of the loss of his virginity

Mike: wanna have an anal session

You: yes. Oh boy.

Mike: what’s on your bed

by Logan hugil February 3, 2025

session of parliament

A meeting of a legislative or judicial body for the purpose of transacting business.

"We will call a session of Parliament!"

by katjapangirl November 13, 2014

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