domestic sadness

A state of being when a one said free spirited human being wakes up and realizes the traumatic reality of how privileges now feel much more like a chore.??

Upon Sally's arrival to her new foreign home she is experiencing domestic sadness reminiscing of her easy days in the U.S.

by Rainbows May 23, 2008

cock sakes

Something you say when shit isn't happening the way you want it to.

You drop an open jar of jam all over the carpet.
You: "Cock sakes!!"

by overscore October 6, 2013

YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

jake sands

a little midget that goes to knole academy and gets the Mickie taken of him and he is soooo annoying that he would throw things at you and the more you say stop the more he carries on

jake sands is soooo annoying

by George pig July 6, 2018

Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.

My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.

by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019

Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019