cristiano ronaldo

A shit, overrated football player. Also a soft-arse foreign pussy.

Cristiano Ronaldo take it up the arse.

by Bah November 15, 2004

Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.

"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."

by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006

Ronald McDonald

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.

(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!

by Christopher the 43rd November 10, 2007

Ronalee

Ronalee is a wonderful 40-year-old woman. She loves having fun and laughing. She is goofy most of the time, but can be serious if she has to. She stands up for what she beleives. She has a wonderful family, and cares a lot for them. She has three kids, two live with her. Her favorite thing is laughing and her kids.

person1: "Ronalee is the nicest person I know. She is also great to her kids."
person2: "yeah, she is the best."

by samwisegamshiiiiiii November 17, 2011

Renaldi

Renaldi is often a very smart girl with an ambitious state of mind. She's an avid care taker but can also be very coldhearted and stand-off ish when disrespected. Understanding with a dark side of empathy. Being such a remarkable and conscious character, she often declines to engage in long term commitments cause she gets bored easily.

You need a Renaldi in your life.

by ym8p86yi February 3, 2017

rubbing the ronald

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.

"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica

by Rambunxious Todd October 16, 2007

Ronal

He is a barbarian who doesn't look like one. People often call him a Skinny Little Bitch.

Legend says that Ronal was born from a bug.

by Ark Bahamut December 18, 2018