Diabetic 210-pound teenager named Bree: "I don't get it, how can we write a m/m on this touching story about how two lesbian women overcome their emotional shortcomings to embrace true love?"
Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
Fifty-year-old woman who's never had sex: "We do a crossover with Harry Potter where they get accepted into Hogwarts and drink a gender-shifting potion that turns them into guys, and then we have Malfoy and Snape drill them in the ass while they jerk each other off."
Bree: "Of course! And after that we can add in the magical bondage chapter! How could I ever have doubted rule 34.66?"
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Get the Run 15 mug.The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
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Get the Rusty Grease Monkey mug.The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
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Get the Rusty Clarinet mug.To make a run to "timmies" (Tim Hortons) for coffee, lunch, etc. Often put upon the lowest office worker on the food chain who is sent out to get beverages for his/her coworkers.
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