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Burnt Ramen

A Carefully Prepared Meal of Human Feces

To Prepare: A man, known as 'Chef.' pounds the ass of either a man or a woman until his urethra is tightly packed with shit from tip to prostate. Chef then pulls out and then drinks the urine of the pounded person until he has to piss. When Chef's bladder is about to burst, he pisses out small strips of shit with the diameter of his urethra, with a color similar to that of burnt Ramen noodles, into a bowl with the reprocessed urine of the pounded person. Serves two.
She loves watching her father piss shit noodles when preparing a meal of Burnt Ramen.
by Lawrence Craig January 12, 2008
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Majickal Ramen Noodlez

Even better than Magical Ramen Noodles. The spelling and the flavor. w00t.
Yes, damn it. Majickal. Phwee!
by Leiko October 7, 2004
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Instant Ramen

Instant ramen refers the Japanese pussy that is warm and soft like ramen. 1. Chicken flavored pussy a small Japanese woman with small and thin legs 2. Beef flavored pussy a strong hulking Japanese women who prefers to be Dom 3. Shrimp flavored pussy the quirky Japanese girl who you want nothing to do with
“Man Tom Suki has shrimp instant ramen get em tigger”.
by Canned ice tea March 21, 2020
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Instant Ramen

Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.
Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.

Greg: Instant Ramen?

Chris: Instant Ramen.
by EnragedJekyll March 1, 2016
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top ramen

the process where I pop my dick in a skanks mouth and she procedes to suck me off before I skull fuck her
"Damn that bitch gave me some fucking good top ramen noodle last night!"
by phr34kr December 12, 2004
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Hot Ramen

Dude, don't eat the sushi, John hot ramened it.
by The_Great_bepowski August 19, 2013
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Dirty Ramen

noun.

Mixing a raw egg into cooked Ramen, making it look "dirty" with the protein of the egg scattered in clumps throughout the soup.

Origin: UC Merced
Lets eat dirty ramen with kimchi!
by Cardella October 11, 2009
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