scene poser

someone who trys to look or act seen when they are really far from it.

dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene hair cut, and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.

by remain nameless December 10, 2008

preseason

In sport, the games prior to the season that aren't given any value. They are just played more as a warm-up to the actual points system season.

The off season's been so long, at least the preseason's started but that's still shit.

by coinroller January 10, 2008

posenger

Someone imitating a bike messenger whether through their look, their bike or simple their riding style.

Look at Russell man he is a total Potbelly's posenger...

by A Bike Messenger July 6, 2007

poser punk

Someone who says to be your self, yet thinks people are worse human beings for enjoying Blink 182.

See Insecure or Little Bitch

No one knows my favorite band! You like Blink 182? OMGWTFBBQ LOZL GO TO HELLz!1oneone

by Pat June 28, 2004

poser

Someone who dress diffrent then they act and try to fit into a group they don't belong in.

My school is full of retarted wantabe posers.

by Two people who really dislike posers* April 19, 2003

Prosecutie

A prosecutie is a nickname for a cute prosecutor, like Miles Edgeowrth from the Ace Attorney series.

"Ugh, Edgeworth is such a prosecutie, I want to spend my whole day with him!"

by JGLP July 5, 2017

ProseccoPussy

A female version of Whiskey Dick.

I went home with a guy but couldn’t get off I had the case of ProseccoPussy.

by SuzC August 17, 2019