Pastard

{pɑːstɜː(ɹ)d}; Noun. (past + bastard)

1. A retroactive insult for a person who was a bastard in history.

2. An insult towards time-travellers who currently reside in the past.

"Wait, so that T-800 we sent to destroy humanity was turned to the human side, sent back in time and saved Jon Connor from our newest time-traveling robot assassin? What a pastard."

by EthZee March 8, 2010

Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009

Prasad

A Prasad is a halfling who finds joy in digging holes for others *cough Mitchell cough*

She also majors in singing pepper pig songs and figuratively murdering children

Mitchell: wow that prasad is so small
Ethan: ikr

by eMObMO November 22, 2018

Pastataco

A taco shell with pasta and salsa in it. Pastataco.

Pastatacos are yummy.

by Doom and Darkness May 15, 2004

Pastafa

A Kingdom dedicated to the worship of THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

HAIL ME THE KING OF PASTAFA!

by Pastafarian King XII January 14, 2011

pastatute

when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.

woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"

by lrn_strn94 January 17, 2011

Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

by JB42 December 27, 2011