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post-murder

When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"

Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011
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Post farm

(noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.
Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?

Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?

Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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Prower Posting

A term to describe a derailment of a conversation by posting pointless and irrelevant Hanna-Barbera trivias and weird obsessions of cartoon characters with ginormous limbs, ruining the tone of the discussion. Commonly used by an obnoxious individual in Discord servers that are unfortunate to have them.
Friend A :" My cat passed away. Today was a hard day."
Friend B:" I'm so sorry to hear that buddy. I have a picture of my late cat I can share. Hold on."
Prower poster:" Uh... that's odd. So anyway, heres Huckleberry Hound in the 80's Yogi Bear cartoon. You can see he is a bit off colored to his 30's cartoon counterpart. Making him his nephew"
Friend A: "There he goes prower posting again. I'm leaving this server. Wouldn't miss it here. Stop DM-ing me pointless cartoon trivia, asshole. I don't give a shit."
by Gnar Young February 23, 2023
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grudge post

used in forums, it means to post something about someone just for the purpose of trying to humiliate them because you have a grudge against them. when its really obvious a certain post is a 'grudge post', people comment the post saying something along the lines of: 'unfunny grudge post is unfunny.' usually the person who makes the 'grudge post' ends up looking the fool.
- community on livejournal showing pictures of people with bad makeup -

{picture of a girl with nice makeup}

cmnts:
GRUDGE POST.
by sweetcheeksx April 6, 2009
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posting jelly

Being unable to perform sexually under pressure (no wood).
Eg.

Person 1: Dude I totally couldn't do it last night
Person 2: Man you were posting jelly
by mrjames July 1, 2014
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Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national
(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting
by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008
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post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.
Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.
by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017
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