posiedo

An exclamation, much like owned or pwnt in which a person (the "posiedoer") extremely embarrasses another (the "posiedoee"). The posiedoer is not allowed to call a posiedo on himself, and the majority of cases neither is the posieoee.

Meriadoc: "Get in position Balbanes."
Balbanes: "Shut up Meriadouche."
Toga: "Posiedo!"

by r00ts October 13, 2005

"bowtie" position

a grotesque sleeping position in which your boobs and your butt touch the matress at the same time

damn, sleepin in the bowtie position really fucked me up last night.

by O_Xx May 19, 2005

missionary position

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.

Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.

by zxert July 8, 2005

positive patty

The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.

Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.

Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.

Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.

Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?

by Oranjalow June 11, 2006

PosiBolt

Short for Positron Bolt. An energy based weapon made out of positron particles. Extremely destructive.

A ten second burst of PosiBolt was said to be capable of destroying the orbital station Zelan

by Eric Sullivan January 5, 2003

poign

To harass. Chiefly British and especially Welsh.

1. I've answered your questions. Stop poigning me.

2. Because the boy had poigned the dog for such a long time, no one was surprised when it ate his face.

by Pliny the Younger March 14, 2010

positify

a sisterism not a Bushism, meaning to make positive

Instead of being a Debbie downer, I will positify my attitude and make lemonade out of lemons.

by sista girlz April 2, 2010