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resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.
I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.
by rodeoclown January 5, 2010
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the pollening

The pollening is a season in Cincinnati when all the plants suffocate Cincinnatians with pollen, it's in between third winter and actual spring.
Dude, the pollening is coming hopefully Kroger's hasn't been bought out of musinex.
by Lasalle > Elder May 11, 2019
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pollohead

A spanish alternative for the popular term, CHICKENHEAD (a girl who gives a lot of head)

Pronounced: poy-yo-hed
Yo- dat broad, Val. She's such a pollohead- she done sucked off half tha block!
by Sabine J. Estrada July 19, 2005
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Polly Skelton

A girl that barely uttereth a word, frigid sexually, generally devoid of half decent conversation. (Polly Skelton is a real person, i'm just using this word now to describe frigid girls) >_<
"Its like pulling teeth talking to that wee tart, shes a Polly Skelton."

"That was a fuckin' disaster, that bird i met was an awkward fucker, shes a Polly"


'Percy': "So... what sort of things are you into, Polly?"

Polly: "ummmm....Music."

'Percy': "Oh right, any favourite bands?"

Polly: "ummm...Enter Shikari...Aphex twin."

'Percy': Niceone....
by The King of NooNarnia October 16, 2008
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Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.
by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011
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Pollywog

One who looks foolish, incompetent and dishonest after miserably failing to scam someone.
Ryan was pollywoged after unknowingly trying to sell a counterfit painting to the original artist.
by BreadMann June 11, 2020
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ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.
Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."
by Pete Dick March 14, 2008
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